I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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