how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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