just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
When are your genitals available?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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