I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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