member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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