she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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