Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I have tasted many bathrooms
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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