awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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