On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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