Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I forget how to act sober
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