If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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