Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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