What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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