Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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