i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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