Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
