So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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