But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
