I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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