He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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