we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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