Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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