there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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