Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's blow job season.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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