i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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