If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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