i just had sex bonerless
babies were throwing up all over the place
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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