he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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