So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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