I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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