are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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