Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
