Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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