you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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WHAT??
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So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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