Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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