dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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