That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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