I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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