What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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