But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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