Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it was like his penis was on wheels.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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