Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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