there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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