with your own penis?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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