ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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