So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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