Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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