Dual....:-)
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm passing your future prison.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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