i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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