3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...