...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.