U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me