Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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