Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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