Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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