I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
please don't ironically join a cult
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