no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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