I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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