meet me or not, i'm out of control
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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