? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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